NAKED SWIMS.

They happen more than you may actually know, and honestly: THAT’S FINE, PPL.

If you haven’t heard the drama surrounding a Calgary Naturist “Naked Swim” event coming up, it’s ridiculous.
Over 13,000 People petitioned the MAYOR of Calgary (Nenshi, love that dude) to STOP this event from happening.
A PRIVATE EVENT.
Which they’re paying for, heavily.

WHY? Because some people are assigning the “sex” tag to it. AND almost every one of the people crying “FOULLLLL” is angry because they’re FAMILIES…

It isn’t about sex, or “sexy”.

it’s a group of people. FAMILIES. That hate clothes, and prefer to do things without em. Like hit a waterslide at about 3X the speed you’d normally get, wearing a suit.

it’s really that simple.

THING IS: These kinds of swims, and TONS of other “Naked” events happen in cities across the country, OFTEN.

Including right here in our backyard.

THING IS: The local groups have ALSO been met with some resistance over the last year or so, out of nowhere.

For YEARS, they’ve been hosting Naked swims in pools across the city (Again: PAID FOR. And it isn’t CHEAP.), Naked BOWLING and even Naked Mini Putt events.

The latter two, however: Not anymore.

A switch in ownership in both venues has left them hunting for new spots… and getting shut down by EVERY spot in the city.

Which is: stupid.

They’re paying customers, who would be compensating the revenue lost for whatever closure you’d be experiencing for the hours they’d be in there.

IF YOU HAPPEN TO OWN/OPERATE a BOWLING ALLEY OR MINI PUTT PLACE (INDOOR) THAT’D BE WILLING TO TAKE THEIR MONEY: GET AT ME, I’ll get you in touch.

-Ryan

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